hmmm

So we should colonize Mars.  I'm volunteering to go, I don't even have to come back.  I'd be more than content with hitting golf balls off into the distance and doing sciencesque stuff like digging in the dirt.  Come to think of it we've been doing sciencey stuff since we were little kids but instead of martian rocks we were digging up cat turds in the sand box...amazing how stuff like that works huh we just lacked the intelligence to analyze and catalog the attributes of it, I take that back, some of us definitely cataloged and dissected poo as kids.  Glad to know I wasn't one of them.

I will settle for a moon base if mars is too far, k thanks.  But only if we get sweet lasers.

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